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[upbeat techno music plays]

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[upbeat, goofy music plays]

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[gasping]

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I can't hold it any longer.

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Sure you can.

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We can't die from
oxygen deprivation, remember?

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But it still feels like I'm gonna die.

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-[Kinger] Try not thinking about it.
-Or you could toughen up!

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I wanna see
what your funny cartoon body does.

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Hey, take it easy.

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[falsetto] "Ooh, take it easy!"
[normal voice] That's you.

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[Pomni] All right.

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Here I go.
[inhales deeply]

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♪♪

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[Zooble] All right,
we've entered the blue zone.

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Hey, there's something new.

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[Zooble] Okay, we're getting red.

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Ooh, orange.

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[Zooble] Yellow.

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Green.

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[Kinger] Whoa, look!

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Now she's turning blue!

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[Zooble] She was already blue.

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-[gasps] [panting]
-Huh.

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Guess the hue shift just gets faster.

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Why am I the one doing this?

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Why not one of you guys?

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Because something different
happens with each person!

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For instance, Kinger starts glowing…

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Ragatha's hair noodles stick up…

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Gangle's mask starts spinning…

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and Zooble turns straight.

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[Zooble] My limbs straighten up--

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[boink!] off.

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What about you?

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[Zooble] He refuses to show us
because he's a coward.

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I wanna keep the mystery alive.

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What do
the

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[Zooble] Will you stop doing that?

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Why is everybody just standing around
when there's

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Today's adventure is…

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That's right!

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This big, spooky mansion

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has been rumored to be filled
to the brim with paranormal activity!

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It's up to you to solve
the house's deep mysteries

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and capture all the ghoulish
ghost activity you can.

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And for the first time ever, you can…

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[gritty scraping]

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Where's Zooble?

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I made this adventure really cool
and "m-m-matoor" just for them.

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[low growling]

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[speaking backwards]

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What?

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The NPCs aren't gonna
become self-aware in this one, right?

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How should I know?
I'm not the boss.

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Oh, wait-- yes, I am!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Anyway, everybody into the fractal noise.

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It's adventuring time!

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[spooky organ music plays]

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♪♪

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Oh, this place is spooky.

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I wonder how hard Caine's gonna go
with the scare-factor?

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I hope this adventure doesn't end up
being another horrible nightmare.

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I'm not really a fan of horror,

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and I don't really
handle jumpscares that well.

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-Boo!
-[stammers]

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HA! [chuckles]
Come on!

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That wasn't even scary.

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What, you scared
of the vacuum cleaner, too?

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Hey, be nice to her.

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She's had a rough couple of days.

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Her and everyone else.

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-Right, Gangle?
-[spooky giggle]

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-Does anybody hear that?
-[giggling continues]

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♪♪

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[loud giggling]

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[shrieks]

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Hey, I'm Ghostly!

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-Wha?
-[splat!]

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And I'll be your guide today!

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Why won't they go back in?

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[Kinger chuckles]

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I remember my first wild take.

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I don't know why
they're not retracting, though.

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That didn't happen for me.

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Before you continue on your adventure,

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you have to choose
which door you're gonna go through!

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The door on the left is the

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[Caine v/o]
Rated WOW for all ages!

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The door on the right
is the really scary door.

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[Caine v/o]
Rated AAAAA for mature Zoobles only!

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It's up to you to deci--

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[shrieking]
[vacuum whirs]

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-[stammers] Jax!
-What?

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I thought we were supposed
to capture all the ghosts.

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Uhh…

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which door should we choose?

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Hmm, not sure.

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Let's try this out.

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[door snarls]

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-Aww…
-[Kinger] Don't worry, Gangle!

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I'll get it for you!

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Eh?
[grunts] [stammers]

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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUGHH--

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Oh,

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[sing-song]
Zooble, come on out!

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[normal voice]
I just want to talk to you!

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Hmm.

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Oh, I know!
[snap!]

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[mystical shimmering]

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[Zooble] What th-- [scoffs]
Could you have done that the whole time?

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Zooble, I-I just want
to get to the bottom

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of why you keep skipping
all my amazing adventures.

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You could end up
really hurting Bubble's feelings.

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[Zooble] Uh, Bubble's feelings?

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E-Enough about Bubble's feelings!

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How about
[snap!]

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-[Zooble] I--
-So, what's on your mind, Zooble?

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[Zooble] I… would rather not.

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Hahahahaha!

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That's hilarious!
Go on.

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[Zooble] No, I mean,
I've already told you what my problem is.

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You just never remember because…

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Oh, never mind.

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My mind is a beeswax-polished coconut.

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Nothing ever escapes these cakes.

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So, what can I do
to make my adventures more…

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appealing to you?

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[Zooble] See?

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This is exactly what I'm talking about.

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All you're thinking about
is your adventures.

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It has nothing to do with the adventures.

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It's more just…

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Ugh, forget it.

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You're probably not even listening.

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Zooble, look at this cool bee I drew.

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[groans] Wha?

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Where are we?

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[thunder crashes]

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[eerie music plays]

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♪♪

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Oh, that's…

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Noooo…

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♪♪

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[Kinger] I wonder what this thing is?

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[tape player clunks]

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[Mildenhall over speakers throughout]
My name is Baron Theodore Mildenhall.

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Hunting has been a hobby of mine
for as long as I can remember-

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although one could say it eventually
became more of an obsession.

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The creature you see before you
is one I've been pursuing for years.

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Not quite a man…

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but not quite an animal.

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Something… unholy.

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Something evil.

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I took it upon myself
to spend every waking moment

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doing all I could to protect my family
from the creature,

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hoping that when I'd eventually killed it,

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I would be freed from this awful feeling.

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This inescapable dread.

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I was wrong.

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[tape clicks]

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[Kinger] You know,
I'm starting to think…

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How about we try to find a way
back up to the others?

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[eerie music]

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Okay, cool.

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That's great.

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I

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[Kinger] We could always
ride this thingy up.

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[grunting manically]

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It's locked.
It's locked-- of course!

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It's locked!

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I

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[door creaks]

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[suspensful music]

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[objects rattling]

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[Mildenhall over speakers]
Tuesday, December 4th.

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Although I had shot the creature
multiple times in its vitals

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and severed its head
to keep as a prize on my wall…

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my troubles were just beginning.

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I took my eyes off the body
for what felt like only a minute,

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and when I looked back,
the body was gone.

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The creature was not dead,

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and it would be back
to reclaim what I'd taken from it.

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If anyone is listening to this,

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all I ask of you is one thing

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do not let the head out of your sight.
[eerie music]

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You have been warned.

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[Kinger] Well, this is some
rather inconvenient lore placement.

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-I got it!
-[bzzt!]

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[Kinger] And this is some
rather inconvenient darkness.

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[Pomni] [groans] [wails]
AHH!!! What was that?

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Was that you?

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[Kinger] No…

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Oh, wait-- you mean me
grabbing you right now?

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Yeah, that was me.

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-I-Is this your hand?
-[Pomni] Ugh!

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That's my eye.

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[Kinger] Yes, but

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[Pomni] I really don't think that ma--

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Will you stop touching my eye?

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[Kinger] Oh, yeah. Sorry.

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-[shrieks]
-[Pomni] Wh-- W-What happened?

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[Kinger] I just remembered
a really funny joke.

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[Pomni] Ah-- Y-You-- [sighs]

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Why did you scream, then?

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[Kinger] Maybe it wasn't
actually that funny.

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[Pomni] Oh, my God.

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[Kinger] I thiiiiiink…

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we should hold on to each other

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and slowly make our way
back into the trophy room.

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[Pomni] U-Uh, sounds fine to me.

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[suspenseful music plays]

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♪♪

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[creaking]

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[whispering]
What was that?

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[Kinger whispering]
What's what?

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[creaking]

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[Pomni] That!

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[Kinger] It's probably just magnets.

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-Or a boat.
-[Pomni stammers]

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A boat?

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[Kinger] W-Whatever the case,

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I think we should be completely quiet.

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[Pomni] I-- Okay, yeah.

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I agree.

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You know, you're really hit-and-miss
with these things, sometimes.

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[fly buzzing]

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[slap!]
[stammers]

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[Kinger] There's a fly in here.

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-[slapping]
-[Pomni stammers]

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Don't you think that's
making a lot of noi--

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Oh, God, there is a fly.
[slap!]

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[Kinger] Aaaaaand…

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Gotcha!
[buzzing stops]

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I think I got him.

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I can't see my hands.

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[shrieks]

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[silence]

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[Kinger] I'm sorry, could you speak up?

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I couldn't quite make that out.

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[Pomni} [boink!] The fly! Run!

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[shrieking]

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Come on come on come on
come on come on come on come on!!

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[Kinger] Pomni, I think this might be
the creature from the tapes!

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[stammers]

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[groans]

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Come on come on come on
come on come on come on come oooon!!

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[Kinger] Ah!

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[wailing]

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[Kinger dazed]
You look beautiful, honey…

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Got it!

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Come on!

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-[Kinger stammers]

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Huh? Oh, yeah.

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Prepare for take-off,

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'cause this boat is going

257
00:10:07,966 --> 00:10:09,166
Huh??

258
00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:10,066
That's not up!

259
00:10:10,133 --> 00:10:11,333
That's not up at all!

260
00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,100
Why aren't we going up?!

261
00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:15,433
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

262
00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:20,900
I
to torture my guests!

263
00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:24,700
Any torment I inflict is 100% accidental,

264
00:10:24,766 --> 00:10:26,366
like any good war criminal!

265
00:10:26,433 --> 00:10:28,133
[Zooble scoffs]
We weren't even talking about that!

266
00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:31,266
I really couldn't give less of a crap
about the adventures.

267
00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:33,233
Then what is your problem, Zooble?!

268
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,666
I'm trying my best to remember,

269
00:10:35,733 --> 00:10:39,200
but both you and my brain won't tell me!

270
00:10:39,266 --> 00:10:40,533
[Zooble sighs]

271
00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,733
It's me, remember?

272
00:10:43,466 --> 00:10:45,800
I don't like…

273
00:10:45,866 --> 00:10:46,800
myself.

274
00:10:46,866 --> 00:10:47,866
I hate this body.

275
00:10:47,933 --> 00:10:51,300
I hate all these stupid removable pieces.

276
00:10:51,366 --> 00:10:54,100
I just want to find something that feels…

277
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,000
…good.

278
00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:57,900
Oh, yeah-- now I remember
why I couldn't remember.

279
00:10:57,966 --> 00:11:00,666
It's because that problem
is already solved!

280
00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:04,533
Simply swap out your undesirable
Zooble parts for better ones!

281
00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:08,066
[Zooble] I've been trying to find
parts I like since the day I got here.

282
00:11:08,133 --> 00:11:10,533
So, back to the adventures!

283
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,700
[Zooble] Forget it.

284
00:11:11,766 --> 00:11:12,766
"Forget it"?

285
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:14,533
[Zooble] Just forget it.

286
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,466
Forget what?

287
00:11:15,533 --> 00:11:18,533
[Zooble] Caine, nobody likes
your stupid adventures.

288
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,566
Ha-ha!

289
00:11:19,633 --> 00:11:21,000
Good one, Zooble.

290
00:11:21,066 --> 00:11:23,833
[Zooble] Ragatha's just too nice
to say anything.

291
00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,400
Jax just likes to [bonk!] with everybody.

292
00:11:26,466 --> 00:11:28,600
Gangle's too shy to speak up.

293
00:11:28,666 --> 00:11:30,366
Kinger's insane.

294
00:11:30,433 --> 00:11:31,733
And-- And Pomni…

295
00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:35,000
She looks traumatized
every time she comes back from one.

296
00:11:35,066 --> 00:11:37,900
Oh, Zooble, Zooble, Zooble.

297
00:11:37,966 --> 00:11:40,500
Making adventures is my art!

298
00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:42,466
It's all I exist to do!

299
00:11:42,533 --> 00:11:44,000
All I'm…

300
00:11:44,066 --> 00:11:45,066
good at.

301
00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:46,266
A-And, uh… [chuckles]

302
00:11:46,333 --> 00:11:50,233
…w-what you're saying could imply that
I'm bad at the only thing I'm good at,

303
00:11:50,300 --> 00:11:52,433
and that… [chuckles weakly]

304
00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:54,700
[stammers] That'd be…

305
00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:56,833
[static crackling]

306
00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,633
[ominous rumbling]

307
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:02,566
[Zooble] U-Uh,
whose therapy session is this, again?

308
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:03,833
Oh, yeah!

309
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:06,433
We need to get to the bottom
of your behavioral issues!

310
00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:08,066
I'm gonna show you some ink blots,

311
00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:10,700
and you're gonna say the first word
that comes to your mind.

312
00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:19,400
[groans]

313
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:20,400
What?

314
00:12:20,466 --> 00:12:23,033
Oh, God, where are we now?

315
00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,333
[Kinger] I'm not sure.

316
00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,766
A cellar of some kind.

317
00:12:26,833 --> 00:12:30,433
♪♪

318
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:33,966
[Mildenhall]
than I could ever have imagined.

319
00:12:34,033 --> 00:12:36,333
My paranoia had driven me to the point

320
00:12:36,400 --> 00:12:41,700
where I was no longer the protector
my wife and theoretical children needed.

321
00:12:41,766 --> 00:12:45,000
Jumping at every shadow, every noise.

322
00:12:45,066 --> 00:12:47,633
I ended up shooting the love of my life,

323
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,333
mistaking her for the creature.

324
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:52,766
It's ironic, isn't it?

325
00:12:52,833 --> 00:12:55,166
In my attempts to protect her,

326
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:59,033
I ended up becoming the monster myself.

327
00:12:59,100 --> 00:13:01,733
Now I wait down in my cellar,

328
00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,500
no longer having anything
to protect but my own soul.

329
00:13:05,566 --> 00:13:07,633
If nothing else…

330
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,100
I will slay the beast
that took everything from me.

331
00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:12,366
[tape clicks]

332
00:13:13,866 --> 00:13:15,366
[Kinger] How's about we take his gun?

333
00:13:15,433 --> 00:13:16,900
Yeah, sounds good to me.

334
00:13:16,966 --> 00:13:21,766
[tense music]

335
00:13:21,833 --> 00:13:24,033
Please don't come alive…

336
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:25,966
Okay, I won't.

337
00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:31,300
♪♪

338
00:13:31,366 --> 00:13:33,533
[Kinger] Looks like we've got two shots.

339
00:13:34,166 --> 00:13:35,566
Let's make them count.

340
00:13:35,633 --> 00:13:37,900
Uh, yeah.

341
00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:39,333
[distant clang]

342
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:41,900
[Kinger] Stay behind me.

343
00:13:43,666 --> 00:13:45,266
[wet squelching]

344
00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:49,633
[edgy tense music]

345
00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:54,866
[music crescendos]

346
00:13:56,733 --> 00:13:58,766
[shrieking]

347
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,166
[Pomni laughs nervously]
Uh, Kinger?

348
00:14:02,233 --> 00:14:05,266
I-I think we may have
a problem this way, too.

349
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:06,666
[Kinger] Just leave it to me.

350
00:14:06,733 --> 00:14:07,900
I can handle this.

351
00:14:07,966 --> 00:14:11,633
♪♪

352
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:12,566
[shrieks]

353
00:14:16,433 --> 00:14:17,800
[Kinger] Well.

354
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:19,433
That wasn't so bad.

355
00:14:20,166 --> 00:14:21,066
[tape clicks on]

356
00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,533
[Mildenhall]
I would be saying if I didn't know

357
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:26,500
that the creature was actually
one of God's angels.

358
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,466
[Kinger] What.

359
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,500
[Mildenhall]
And anyone who brings harm to it

360
00:14:29,566 --> 00:14:33,700
will be dragged down
into the cold, spiraling pits of Hell,

361
00:14:33,766 --> 00:14:35,366
where my soul resides.

362
00:14:35,866 --> 00:14:38,266
I apologize, dear listener,

363
00:14:38,333 --> 00:14:42,100
but I need a living host
in order to escape the hall of the damned,

364
00:14:42,166 --> 00:14:45,900
and your bodies will be
my only means of doing so.

365
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:48,400
[Kinger] Now, wait.

366
00:14:48,466 --> 00:14:50,966
How did he record this if he was in Hell?

367
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:53,900
-[shrieks] Oh, no! Let go of me!
-[Kinger wailing]

368
00:14:53,966 --> 00:14:55,333
[Mildenhall]

369
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:59,266
because the next breath
you take down there will be your last,

370
00:14:59,333 --> 00:15:01,700
and your bodies will belong to me.

371
00:15:01,766 --> 00:15:03,066
Let go of me!

372
00:15:03,133 --> 00:15:05,400
[both wailing]

373
00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:08,633
I hate this stupid adventure!!!

374
00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:14,266
[peaceful piano music]

375
00:15:14,333 --> 00:15:15,766
[tea pours]

376
00:15:15,833 --> 00:15:17,166
Mmm, good tea.

377
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:20,633
Sorry again about your husband
killing you, and everything.

378
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,500
[voice echoing softly]
Oh, you know how men are.

379
00:15:22,566 --> 00:15:24,933
Always having the silliest priorities.

380
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,500
[chuckles wryly]
Don't I know it.

381
00:15:27,566 --> 00:15:29,100
[muffled shouting]

382
00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:32,666
If your friends see him,
I only hope he doesn't bore them to death

383
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,900
with his endless monologues.

384
00:15:34,966 --> 00:15:37,533
That man could turn a 57-second story

385
00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:39,100
into a Greek tragedy.

386
00:15:39,166 --> 00:15:41,300
I'll be sure to ask them
next time I see 'em.

387
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:42,566
Thanks again for the tea.

388
00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,333
I had a really nice time here.

389
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:46,433
[chuckles]
Oh, don't mention it.

390
00:15:46,500 --> 00:15:48,666
Feel free to visit any time.

391
00:15:48,733 --> 00:15:49,900
Definitely!

392
00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:53,933
♪♪

393
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:57,566
[Caine v/o]
my little ironclad waffle cones!

394
00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:00,600
You've taken the Pacifist route,

395
00:16:00,666 --> 00:16:03,400
and you should be proud
of what good people you are.

396
00:16:03,466 --> 00:16:05,033
Unfortunately, we still need to wait

397
00:16:05,100 --> 00:16:07,166
until your other teammates
finish their adventure

398
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,166
before I can grant you
permission to leave.

399
00:16:09,233 --> 00:16:11,966
I wonder how long that'll be?

400
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:13,966
[water dripping]

401
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,366
[Kinger] Not really typical
of what you'd think Hell would be.

402
00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,900
We…

403
00:16:18,966 --> 00:16:21,733
are

404
00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:23,666
Hell!

405
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,000
Of course I'd be in Hell.

406
00:16:25,066 --> 00:16:27,166
How could I not be
in literal Hell right now?

407
00:16:27,233 --> 00:16:29,533
[Kinger] Just try to stay calm.

408
00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:32,533
I'm sure Caine included a way to escape.

409
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:38,966
Hold on.

410
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,966
[soft rushing]

411
00:16:44,733 --> 00:16:46,133
Let me try something.

412
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:54,600
Hey, there's actually
a staircase down there.

413
00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:56,366
It could be a way out.

414
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:59,600
Maybe it'll work for us
since we still have our bodies?

415
00:16:59,666 --> 00:17:01,833
Though, I'm worried about
what that tape said earlier.

416
00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:04,733
-I'm just gonna try going fast.
-[Kinger] Wait, Pomni!

417
00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,133
[grunts]

418
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,933
[dark music plays]

419
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:13,800
♪♪

420
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,133
[Kinger] Pomni!

421
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,300
♪♪

422
00:17:20,366 --> 00:17:22,333
[distorted voice]
[cackling]

423
00:17:24,800 --> 00:17:27,533
Freeeeedooooom.

424
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:28,933
[Kinger] Pomni!

425
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:32,633
♪♪

426
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:33,933
-[cackling]
-[Kinger] Hey!

427
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,500
You get out of her,
you damn evil souls!

428
00:17:37,966 --> 00:17:39,733
How's your wife, Kinger?

429
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:41,933
[coughs]

430
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,000
-[normal voice] [coughs]
-[Kinger] Hey.

431
00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:46,800
-You all right there?
-[panting]

432
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,300
No.

433
00:17:48,366 --> 00:17:52,300
[Kinger] I'm guessing
the souls are attracted to living things.

434
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:54,966
Just want a vessel
to be able to leave with.

435
00:17:55,666 --> 00:17:56,800
Man…

436
00:17:56,866 --> 00:18:00,600
Seven years of computer science
for this, huh?

437
00:18:00,666 --> 00:18:02,666
-[chuckles]
-Why?

438
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,266
Every day I spend here
is one nightmare after the next!

439
00:18:07,333 --> 00:18:08,600
I knew it would end up like this!

440
00:18:08,666 --> 00:18:09,633
He--

441
00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,633
He just wants me to suffer.

442
00:18:12,866 --> 00:18:14,433
I really am in Hell.

443
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,066
[Kinger] Don't say that.

444
00:18:16,133 --> 00:18:17,566
You're not in--

445
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,900
Well, I-I guess we are technically in--

446
00:18:19,966 --> 00:18:21,833
Eh, forget about that.

447
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:26,000
How about we just relax for a bit
while nothing's chasing us?

448
00:18:30,100 --> 00:18:31,966
[sobbing quietly]

449
00:18:36,133 --> 00:18:39,833
[Kinger] It was my fault
we went down this path, wasn't it?

450
00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,966
I'm really sorry for that.

451
00:18:45,233 --> 00:18:48,233
Why have you been
acting so different lately?

452
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,900
-[Kinger chuckles]

453
00:18:49,966 --> 00:18:51,966
I have, haven't I?

454
00:18:52,900 --> 00:18:55,900
I'm normally not too good with memories.

455
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:59,233
But being surrounded by darkness always…

456
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,600
brings me back to a certain time.

457
00:19:03,300 --> 00:19:05,400
Right after my wife had--

458
00:19:05,466 --> 00:19:07,266
had abstracted…

459
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:09,466
I don't recall the exact string of events,

460
00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:11,966
but we both ended up in the fort together.

461
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,566
And it was dark.

462
00:19:15,033 --> 00:19:18,300
The darkness seemed
to calm her down a bit.

463
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:21,500
The harsh, jagged edges smoothed out,

464
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:24,966
and she didn't seem aggravated anymore.

465
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,833
She wasn't the same as before,

466
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,900
but she was calm enough

467
00:19:29,966 --> 00:19:32,600
to touch one last time…

468
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:34,766
before she got sent to the cellar.

469
00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,900
I'm always taken back to that moment
when engulfed in darkness.

470
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,033
You had a wife?

471
00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:43,800
Like, here in the circus?

472
00:19:43,866 --> 00:19:45,266
[Kinger] Yeah.

473
00:19:45,333 --> 00:19:47,433
She was funny, creative--

474
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,900
really into entomology.

475
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:51,966
I used to hate bugs, but…

476
00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,933
…she somehow got me to like them.

477
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,200
[chuckles] It's not the most
cheerful memory, but…

478
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,800
it's one I at least have control over.

479
00:20:03,366 --> 00:20:07,200
I know how it can feel in this…

480
00:20:07,266 --> 00:20:08,633
circus.

481
00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:12,100
Sometimes it all just feels…

482
00:20:12,166 --> 00:20:13,366
pointless.

483
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,966
Yeah.

484
00:20:15,833 --> 00:20:17,566
[Kinger] But it's not.

485
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:21,333
Not if you have people who care about you.

486
00:20:22,166 --> 00:20:24,333
Good memories can do a lot.

487
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:26,566
Hold onto them.

488
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:29,633
And cherish the people around you.

489
00:20:30,966 --> 00:20:33,433
You never know when they'll be gone.

490
00:20:35,366 --> 00:20:38,633
In this world,
the worst thing you can do is…

491
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,966
make someone think
they're not wanted or loved.

492
00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:45,533
I'm glad you're here with me.

493
00:20:56,066 --> 00:20:58,966
[Kinger] You know, I've been
thinking about that last tape.

494
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,733
He said, “The next breath
you take down there…

495
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:04,633
will be your last.”

496
00:21:04,700 --> 00:21:08,000
Maybe we can get through
if we don't breathe.

497
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:12,700
I'm not very good at holding my breath.

498
00:21:12,766 --> 00:21:14,300
[Kinger] Well…

499
00:21:14,366 --> 00:21:16,200
How about we try…

500
00:21:16,266 --> 00:21:17,733
not thinking about it?

501
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,533
[hopeful music plays]

502
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,566
[stammers]

503
00:21:20,633 --> 00:21:23,766
♪♪

504
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:27,733
If we leave and we go back to the circus…

505
00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,366
you're just gonna go back to being crazy.

506
00:21:30,433 --> 00:21:33,533
You're not gonna remember any of this.

507
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:34,900
Are you?

508
00:21:34,966 --> 00:21:36,633
[Kinger] Don't worry about me.

509
00:21:37,133 --> 00:21:39,566
As long as you remember it,

510
00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:40,966
things will be okay.

511
00:21:42,366 --> 00:21:44,700
You're very strong, Pomni.

512
00:21:44,766 --> 00:21:47,800
And I know you'll be able
to get through this.

513
00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:49,533
Just hold onto me.

514
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,000
We'll get through it together.

515
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:54,266
You ready?

516
00:21:54,333 --> 00:22:01,333
[gentle heartfelt piano music]

517
00:22:08,766 --> 00:22:13,666
[piano music continues]

518
00:22:26,533 --> 00:22:27,900
[music fades]

519
00:22:27,966 --> 00:22:29,100
[door opens]

520
00:22:29,166 --> 00:22:30,433
Oh, Pomni! Kinger!

521
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,500
Are you guys okay? Was it scary?

522
00:22:32,566 --> 00:22:35,333
I'm fine, actually.

523
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,633
What happened up here?

524
00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:41,133
Uh, don't worry about that.

525
00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,766
[Kinger] Pomni was very brave.

526
00:22:43,833 --> 00:22:46,566
At least, I think she was.

527
00:22:47,333 --> 00:22:48,200
Were you?

528
00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:49,733
Something like that.

529
00:22:50,766 --> 00:22:53,000
Hey, Ragatha.

530
00:22:53,066 --> 00:22:55,500
-Yeah?
-I just want to say…

531
00:22:55,566 --> 00:22:58,466
[sighs] Thanks for always being
concerned about me.

532
00:22:58,533 --> 00:23:01,066
I feel like, through everything,

533
00:23:01,133 --> 00:23:04,366
I haven't really been
appreciative enough about that.

534
00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:05,866
Oh!

535
00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:07,400
Thank you, Pomni.

536
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:10,133
I just want to make sure
you're doin' all right.

537
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,966
You know, we care about you.

538
00:23:12,033 --> 00:23:14,433
Did you remember to get my comedy mask?

539
00:23:16,066 --> 00:23:16,966
[bonk!]

540
00:23:17,033 --> 00:23:19,633
And-- And now,
I-I'm just starting to wonder

541
00:23:19,700 --> 00:23:21,633
if the "Wild West" was…

542
00:23:21,700 --> 00:23:24,300
e-even a real direction at all.

543
00:23:24,366 --> 00:23:25,600
Whoopsie-daisy!

544
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:28,800
Looks like everybody completed
the adventure and they're coming home!

545
00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,100
Quick, pretend we weren't
having a therapy session!

546
00:23:31,533 --> 00:23:33,200
[Zooble] Okay?

547
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:36,766
Welcome back, my meowing milkmaids!

548
00:23:38,066 --> 00:23:39,766
Don't ever call us that again.

549
00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:45,400
Heh, so, what was it like
being stuck with the nutcase?

550
00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,433
It wasn't that bad, actually.

551
00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:54,933
♪♪

552
00:23:57,000 --> 00:24:00,200
[upbeat, jazzy music plays]